Thursday, January 31, 2008

Let's start with a joke

Bartender: Would you have your usual drink, Sir?

Descartes: I think not.

Descartes vanishes in a puff of logic.

And now for something completely different.

I hate x. Consider a power of 2. Say 23, 8. Now consider 7*8=56. Add 1. You get 57. Multiply this by 9. 57*9=513. Subtract 1. 512. which is 29.
Ah! What a beautiful observation. I was ecstatic when I found this. But soon realized that (x*(x+1)+1)*(x+2)=x3.
Hence I hate x.

If you have stumbled here by chance and could make any sense out of this, post a comment.

P.S.: All plagiarism in the above post is highly intentional.

7 comments:

Hardboiled said...

No I dont get anything and dont care about x! But a hey I shall put:-) N hohoho for the interviews. Howd they go?

crazed_mellow said...

u must be facking out of ur mind man.

waise we had ad and i did not call any of u shmucks cause u all suck for never being there for me when i need u most, in the times of dire crises and need and when i stub my pinky toe.

hateness.
kp

Saurabh Das said...

hey cool :) look what i have discovered today :D

... um.. this template is a bit odd: You cannot make out when 1 post ends and the next starts. And besides, Serif fonts are soo 1600s. Get Sans man! ;)

.. very very funky 1st post man. I never bothered checking the x*x+1... thingy... it doesn't seem right tho... shouldn't there be some additional terms on the RHS?

bye.

Anirudh Patil said...

@SD: this was the basic funda.. you may need some manipulations..

crazed_mellow said...

hmm also i finally figuered the joke out.


yaaaaaaay.

very commentworthy first post.

and u better come from next time. i am watching u : : : : : :

{those are the eyes of various smileys who have devoted themselves to this worthy cause of watching u]

Saurabh Das said...

will you *write* something here eventually?

or will you leave it to wither and die in the cold autumn sun, which was about when you posted ur last post?

:-P

lakesidey said...

I think I know what you mean. There's more fun in seeing a pattern than in finding out that it has an explanation using boring algebra.

But consider - not everyone can see these things on the fly. And hence I appreciate it when I can find an explanation for the tricks I can do with math - I can then explain to someone *else* how to do the same trick by showing him/her how it works.

Why is this important, you say? Why would a mind incapable of understanding the beauty and symmetry of pure numbers be worth wasting time on?

Because, my friend, I am a maths teacher :P

~lakesidey